Robb, You should feel free to ask your questions. Sad though it may be, you are not the first to worry about these things. I live alone so I was really concerned about being able to care for myself. My surgery was on Tuesday morning. The Foley catheter was removed on Thursday afternoon so I first needed the toilet later that evening. As it turned out, I had no problem at all and the next morning (Friday) I took my first shower. It was Saturday before I had a bowl movement because it takes about 48 hours for food to move through the digestive system. I got home on Sunday and never had any problem taking care of myself. The thing I did have a little difficult with was spreading a clean sheet over the bed. When I tried tossing it out into the air in the time honored fashion, I discovered that my chest muscles were not yet going to cooperate so I had to do it the slower way.
My friend, Dan, stayed with me for three days after I got home just in case I needed help. As it turned out, I never did but it was nice to have him there just for the companionship. By the time he left, I felt quite at ease at home. After the days of constant monitoring, being at home alone in a quiet house was very nice.
Larry