Slogan Contest for Merchandise? Let the Brainstorm begin . . . .

[drivetopless]

Just for fun--let's brainstorm here for fun/catchy slogans to promote the fun side of being medically enhanced in the chestal area (and I don't mean a reference to boob jobs/breast cancer ala "save the ta-tas" tho that is a great example)

I'd be willing to wear a tshirt that makes me laugh. If we come up with a really great one we could talk about getting it turned into a make-on-demand shirt. . . .or not. Either way, it might be fun to play.

I'll start . . . .

"My valve's cooler than your valve."

"It's not a scar. It's cleavage highlighter."

 

[Ross]

I survived open heart surgery, twice, barely.

 

[Superbob]

Could be fun:

"Ask Me About My Valve Job"

"Chest Scars: Red Badge of Courage"

"Hot 'n' Hearty"

I'll try to think of more.

 

[Marcia58]

"I went to Cardiac ICU, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."

 

[neil]

you wanna see a REAL SCAR

 

[terryj]

Mechanical Heart Valve-It takes a licking and keeps on ticking

 

[drivetopless]

Warfarin . .it's what's for breakfast.

 

[AgilityDog]

I told 'em to put in a ZIPPER!


And my spouse makes custom t-shirts....but I'm not advertising.
I swear if DH can find me a zipper logo, I'm gonna wear that shirt to check in for surgery next month.

 

[nngbwh]

My heart keep tickin. Just give it a good lickin.

 

[Buffy41]

Can you hear something ticking??

 

[ARGreenMN]

Penny had some good ideas a few weeks ago when we were trying to come up with a name for a facebook group. Hopefully she'll be along soon and remind me what her ideas were. So far I think I like Marcia's the best, lol. But they're all GREAT!!!

 

[Superbob]

Still Tickin',
Still Clickin'


Or maybe as one of our members used to say,

This Ain't for Wimps!

or

My Scar Beats Your Tattoo (or something along that line)

Just thinking out loud....


Scarred for Life, and Damn Proud of It

I dunno if I really like any of mine yet....is there a clever one about OHS survivors making better lovers (as we all know is true)?:rolleyes2:

 

[Marcia58]

You think you're into extreme body modification...

wait 'til you see what I had done!

 

[Marcia58]

My family's joint contribution:

T-shirt - $7.50
IV - $100.00
Surgeon's fee - $35,000

The chance to live another day - PRICELESS

 

[Marcia58]

DON'T CALL THE BOMB SQUAD!

(it's just me...)

 

[OldManEmu]

I know what makes me tick !!

 

[Freddie]

"Just ask me how tough I am"

"It's not a watch you hear......it's me,
(in some cases, no batteries required)" or something like that

"Oh Pleeaasse.......you call that a scar?"

 

[AgilityDog]

These are a hoot!!!

"SHHHHH......What's that ticking noise?

Oh wait, it's just me."


I think I'd have to add to Marcia's:

"Total Medical Bills: $185,000"

DH made me a shirt with a diagram of a heart, my pacemaker, and my St. Judes that reads

"Got Bionics?"

 

[Bina]

"Psssst.....wanna know what makes me tick?"

 

[Lynlw]

I like what Ross said on another thread

It stinks when it's an emergency situation, but death sucks too.