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piglet

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Forget Rednecks... Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians, during a recent appearance at Caesars in Windsor :

If someone in a Home Depot store Offers you assistance and they don't work there, You may live in Canada .
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You may live in Canada .
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation With someone who dialed a wrong number,..................... You may live in Canada .
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere South of Detroit for the weekend, You may live in Canada .
If you measure distance in hours, You may live in Canada .
If you know several people Who have hit a deer more than once, You may live in Canada .
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' In the same day and back again, You may live in Canada .
If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow During a raging blizzard without flinching, You may live in Canada .
If you install security lights on your house and garage, But leave both unlocked, You may live in Canada .
If you carry jumper cables in your car And your wife knows how to use them, You may live in Canada .
If you design your kid's Halloween costume To fit over a snowsuit, You may live in Canada .
If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km -- You're going 95 and everybody is passing you, You may live in Canada .
If driving is better in the winter Because the potholes are filled with snow, You may live in Canada .
If you know all 4 seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, You may live in Canada .
If you have more miles On your snow blower than your car, You may live in Canada
If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly', You may live in Canada .

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your friends, you definitely are Canadian and proud to be
 

yotphix

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Pretty funny. The thing is, that if you live and Windsor and want to take a holiday south of Detroit, you don't need to go anywhere. Detroit is on the NORTH side of the Detroit river.
 

Freddie

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Too funny.
Although the legal speed limit is 80km unless otherwise posted. Most highways you can go 100km or 110km on a divided highway.
 

Freddie

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I couldn't answer any of them with a yes, so I guess I don't live in Canada.:wink2:
Duffy, You don't know what your missing LOL
(hey, my face might be numb, but I still have my humor LOL)
 

Kathy McCain

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Piglet,

Oddly enough (or maybe not) it sounds very much like certain parts of Texas!

Take care!
 

nngbwh

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hahhahahahhahahha. I get it !!! I am not a Canadian... Thanks for sharing
 

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