Three Things I Will Never Say

[pamela]

1. Do these jeans make my butt look small?
   
2. To the taxman: Keep the change.
   
3. I hate chocolate.

 

[pamela]

No one else has any ideas? There must be something...

 

[Freddie]

I never say;
1. "Shut-Up" in serious tone of voice
2. "Yes" to something I do not want to do
3. "Your an idiot"

 

[Lisa in Katy]

1. My child will never.....
2. I've learned as much as I'll ever need to know.
3. When traveling....No, I don't need to use the restroom.

 

[ChouDoufu]

"no thank you, i've had enough coffee and donuts."
"sure, i'd love to watch your kids over the long weekend."
"you think your mother could stay with us an extra week?"

 

[bit of a chicken]

Here is what I will ALWAYS say !!

Here is what I will ALWAYS say !!

Never mind never !! This is what I always say these days...

1. you don't know anyone until you have lived with them.
2. You can't make an omelette without breaking an egg.
3. It really is six of one and half a dozen of what the rest perceive.
4. Forget right and wrong; it is all round hassle ( this applies especially well when breaking up fights between small siblings)

Finally, I did not witness it for myself , therefore I cannot pass judgement !!!

 

[Eva]

I will never say

I will never say

1. I will never say "never again"
2. I will never say "OK" to agreeing to something I am not convinced of
3. I will never say harsh words to anyone.

 

[Wise]

I will never say:

1. "Hey, watch this!"

2. "Pass the beets."

3. "I could've had a V-8."

 

[ChouDoufu]

2. You can't make an omelette without breaking an egg.

unless you make an omelette without breaking an egg...

 

[MaryC]

Three things I will never say:

1) It can't possibly get any worse.
2) Smell this and tell me what you think.
3) Put my money on the Dallas Cowboys!

Chris

 

[Cooker]

Three things I will never say:

1) Please pass the okra
2) Yes, you can have my M&M’s
3) Not tonight, I have a headache

 

[Bina]

Three things I have never said, and will Never Say:

1) Yes, I would love to go to the Star Trek convention.
2) No thanks, I hate Happy Hour.
3) You want me to do what?

 

[Karlynn]

1. I'd rather be too heavy than too skinny
2. Please pass the beets (sorry Wise - I had to use that one!)
3. That will never happen

 

[skeptic49]

Three that I'll never say:

1. I'm on the wagon.
2. No cake for me.
3. I'm on the wagon.

Er, I guess that's only two.

Jim

 

[Wise]

2. Please pass the beets (sorry Wise - I had to use that one!)

That's okay! Cindy would pass the beets to you, right after she took a few for herself.

 

[Karlynn]

That's okay! Cindy would pass the beets to you, right after she took a few for herself.

NO! I'll never say "Pass the beets!" Even disguised in salads, or veggie mixes or anything - they don't enter my mouth!

 

[Wise]

NO! I'll never say "Pass the beets!" Even disguised in salads, or veggie mixes or anything - they don't enter my mouth!

Oops! I had a blonde moment.

 

[bit of a chicken]

Hey ChouDou Fu .... Your reply made me chuckle ! Why can't I find that in sainsbury's ??