Tee-shirt sayings

[Granbonny]

My Hubby has his favorite one on today.......White , short-sleeved(due to heat)........I Don't Need An Encyclopedia.......MY WIFE..Knows It All....... ............Of course, he had to wear it all around town today. My favorite.....GRITS....Girls Raised In The South.. ...What's your favorite Tee-shirt?...(saying)Bonnie

 

[Harrybaby666]

Mine Says:

Mine Says:

OUT OF MY MIND....
Please Leave A Message!! LOL Gotta Love Humorous TShirts..Harrybaby

 

[Cooker]

"Joe's Bar"
Liquor Up Front
Poker In The Rear

Sorry, could not help myself

 

[Mary]

Life's short
Eat dessert first

 

[hensylee]

I made one up:

Don't confuse old people
they die

I say this to my daughter all the time.

 

[Phyllis]

I like the one my 11 month old grandson is wearing today- "what happens at Grandma's, stays at Grandma's"

 

[Ross]

I like the one my 11 month old grandson is wearing today- "what happens at Grandma's, stays at Grandma's"

Boy is there a lot of truth to this one.

 

[Blanche]

My all time favorite is, "If you can read this, thank a teacher." I also like, "Procrastinate...NOW." And, this one needs mention, "I don't believe in miracles, I rely on them."

Kind regards,
Blanche

 

[Bina]

Vintage motorcycles
Ride 'em....Don't hide 'em

 

[greg]

Saw this years ago and thought it insulted about everybody..."Nuke a gay whale for Christ". I also kind of like "Bubbas Taxidermy and Veternary Shoppe...either way, you get your pet back".

 

[Cooker]

"Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity"

I saw this one some years back. Did not think of it till this thread started.

 

[TenPly]

I like this one...

 

[TenPly]

And this one...

 

[TenPly]

This one too...

 

[katie1234]

Ahahahahha. Such good ones.

 

[fyrfytr]

A local plumber has on his shirt, Where A Flush Beats A Full House.

 

[weekycat]

My favorite is:

My favorite is:

"Running Late is the only exercise I get!" A close second: "Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot." Oh...and on my grandson's Onesie, "Does this diaper make my butt look big?"

 

[EVELYN]

Here's mine:'

"THE MORE PEOPLE I MEET, THE MORE I LIKE MY DOG!!!"

Evelyn