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Lynlw said:
I was just thinking of him, because Tony luke is selling cheesesteaks on QVC
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Lyn dahlin', you reeeeely must get away from that TV..:D My neighbor watches QVC and orders loads of stuff. Ya oughta see that dang UPS come to a screetchin' halt everyday in front of her house..:eek:

Happy Hatching Day you old crowin' rooster you...:D Every day above ground is a good day..!!
 
ShezaGirlie said:
Lyn dahlin', you reeeeely must get away from that TV..:D My neighbor watches QVC and orders loads of stuff. Ya oughta see that dang UPS come to a screetchin' halt everyday in front of her house..:eek:

Happy Hatching Day you old crowin' rooster you...:D Every day above ground is a good day..!!
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Do you live by me and just pretend you live in Texas? :)
 
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Send in the dancing girls!!! Happy Hatching Day Ross
 
Sorry Walter (a.k.a. Ross), but I thought of you and your special day when I read the following:D Sorry ;)

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George Phillips, an elderly man, from Vancouver, B.C., was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me. Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."

George said, "Okay." He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.


"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and he hung up.


Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

(True Story) I LOVE IT! Don't mess with old people.
 
Have a great day Ross!
It is the evening of the 25th over here, so it's your birthday right now!

Bridgette
 
Cooker said:
I assume you are not posting the Costa Rican photos;) ... happy hatch day and welcome home:)
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Well I don't think Hank would take to kindly to them if I did.

Speaking of Costa Rica, whats with that hot 63 year old with the 21 year olds body filing her nails behind the stack of bananas?

I need to set up a game camera. I have Deer hoof prints in my front yard. Two sets. They are here but I never see them.
 
Well I'm gonna go lay down for a bit. Feel like I'm trying to catch something. Little feverish feeling, but nothing showing on the thermomommyter.
 
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