Oh yes,,, that clicking you hear is my ____________

[hook]

I am by nature a smarty pants.:angel: I am also not a fan of explaining to everyone my whole story who happen to hear my valve. Most people would never hear it, but elevators, small comuter planes on the ground, and other quiet confined spaces amplify the noise.

I have developed a back-story of what the clicking noise is. Try and beat this responce to anyone asking what that clicking noise is.

"Oh yes, that is my hydrolic penis implant that is stuck in the on position":biggrin2:

I expect Ross to be the first to shoot a witty shot across my bow.

 

[Nancy]

Joe would always say that he didn't hear any ticking, and that would scare people, because they couldn't find out where it was coming from. That was his little joke.

 

[Julieaka]

wish I could use that excuse1 mine is SOOOO loud to me in quiet places

 

[Greg a]

wish I could use that excuse1 mine is SOOOO loud to me in quiet places

TRY "IT'S MY BIOLOGICAL CLOCK.....DARN THING IS LOUD NOW THAT IT RUNS BACKWARDS AND I GET YOUNGER BY THE SECOND" then mutter something about the marvels of medical science

 

[hook]

wish I could use that excuse1 mine is SOOOO loud to me in quiet places

IT"S A BOMB:eek2:

Only do that in an airport if you are in the mood for a deep cavity search.

 

[dick0236]

"Oh yes, that is my hydrolic penis implant that is stuck in the on position":biggrin2:

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That's funny.....wish I had used that back when somebody would have believed me:redface2::biggrin2: