A Little Joke
A Little Joke
Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her
door.
"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".
"Of course you can come in," says Brenda, "you're always welcome, Tim.
But where's my husband? What happened?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and
drowned," says Tim."
"Oh, dear Jesus!" exclaims Brenda. "But you must tell me the truth,
Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, Brenda . . . no," sighs Tim. "In fact, he got out three times to
pee."