Tony
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Patrick Roy, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colorado Avalanche flag in the window.
?This house is yours for eternity, Pat,? said God. ?This is very special: not everyone gets a house up here.?
Patrick felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a bright red and white sidewalk, a 50-foot-tall flagpole flying an enormous Detroit Red Wings flag, and in every window a Red Wings logo. In the front yard was a sign that said, ?Welcome to Hockeytown.?
Pat looked at God and said ?God, I?m don?t want to seem ungrateful, but I have a question. I won three Stanley Cups, more awards than I can remember and am the winningest goalie in NHL history.?
God said, ?So what do you want to know Pat??
?Well why does Steve Yzerman get a better house than me??
God chuckled and said ?Pat. That?s not Steve?s house ? its mine?
?This house is yours for eternity, Pat,? said God. ?This is very special: not everyone gets a house up here.?
Patrick felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a bright red and white sidewalk, a 50-foot-tall flagpole flying an enormous Detroit Red Wings flag, and in every window a Red Wings logo. In the front yard was a sign that said, ?Welcome to Hockeytown.?
Pat looked at God and said ?God, I?m don?t want to seem ungrateful, but I have a question. I won three Stanley Cups, more awards than I can remember and am the winningest goalie in NHL history.?
God said, ?So what do you want to know Pat??
?Well why does Steve Yzerman get a better house than me??
God chuckled and said ?Pat. That?s not Steve?s house ? its mine?
