francie12
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...when you don't have enough eyelashes to even consider dying...
you know you're getting old when . . .
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briansmom
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I just wanted to thank you all for giving me one of the best laughs I've had in a while!
Keep em coming....
Keep em coming....
Happy hour is a nap
When. . .
When. . .
"Getting a little action" means you don't have to take a laxative.
Tying one on means fastening your Medic Alert bracelet.
The cute young barista at the coffeehouse says breathlessly, "where did you get that sweater," and you think, "well all right," and then she says, "I want to get one just like it for my Granddad!"
You think that My Space is a show on HGTV.
When. . .
"Getting a little action" means you don't have to take a laxative.
Tying one on means fastening your Medic Alert bracelet.
The cute young barista at the coffeehouse says breathlessly, "where did you get that sweater," and you think, "well all right," and then she says, "I want to get one just like it for my Granddad!"
You think that My Space is a show on HGTV.
I am all for good manners?. I was raised to be polite and respectful (my dear mother is rolling over in her grave )?..It was yes sir this and yes ma?am that?..But when I am talking with a client who is twenty-five or thirty years old and it is yes sir this and yes sir that it is obvious that they too were raised right but it sure makes me feel old?I tell them to call me Tom but noooo, it?s Mr. Chimp this and Mr. Chimp that?..And I know it was at least four years ago (I will be 52 in April)that the cashier at Kroger gave me too much change and when I tried to give it back (again good up bringing) she said that it was senior day ?..and I just thought the salt and pepper made me look sexy ??
)?..It was yes sir this and yes ma?am that?..But when I am talking with a client who is twenty-five or thirty years old and it is yes sir this and yes sir that it is obvious that they too were raised right but it sure makes me feel old?I tell them to call me Tom but noooo, it?s Mr. Chimp this and Mr. Chimp that?..And I know it was at least four years ago (I will be 52 in April)that the cashier at Kroger gave me too much change and when I tried to give it back (again good up bringing) she said that it was senior day ?..and I just thought the salt and pepper made me look sexy ??
Yo' knows yer gittin' old when:
- Yo' larn whar yer prostrate is (right fellas?).
- Yo' develop a knack fo' warin' hats.
- Yer joints is mo'e accurate than th' Nashunal Weather Service.
- Yer back goes out mo'e than yo' does.
- Yo' doesn't care whar yer wife goes, jest so yo' doesn't hafta hoof it along!
- Yo' kin live wifout sex but not wifout glasses
- Th' pharmacist has become yer noo bess friend.
- Yer idea of a night out is sittin' on th' patio.
- Gittin' lucky means yo' find yer car in th' parkin' lot.
- Yer chilehood toys is now in a mooseum.
- Th' car thet yo' bought bran' noo becomes an antique.
y'all haf a fine week-end ya hear,
Bubba
- Yo' larn whar yer prostrate is (right fellas?).
- Yo' develop a knack fo' warin' hats.
- Yer joints is mo'e accurate than th' Nashunal Weather Service.
- Yer back goes out mo'e than yo' does.
- Yo' doesn't care whar yer wife goes, jest so yo' doesn't hafta hoof it along!
- Yo' kin live wifout sex but not wifout glasses
- Th' pharmacist has become yer noo bess friend.
- Yer idea of a night out is sittin' on th' patio.
- Gittin' lucky means yo' find yer car in th' parkin' lot.
- Yer chilehood toys is now in a mooseum.
- Th' car thet yo' bought bran' noo becomes an antique.
y'all haf a fine week-end ya hear,
Bubba
hensylee
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when the waiter/waitress has to open the two-pack cracker package for you..........
Jackie
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when you go shopping with a friend and as soon as you walk in the door three sales associates come ask what they can do you help you. We laugh , and say sometimes it's good to be old. Really we must look like we are lost, but we are having fun.
You know you're old when
You know you're old when
.......a good, long shag means only one thing.......Carpet!
You know you're old when
.......a good, long shag means only one thing.......Carpet!
Bina said:.......a good, long shag means only one thing.......Carpet!
The Shag is South Carolina's state dance, thank you very much.......no wonder I love this state 
