In what subject did you ever get an F?

[Praline]

I thought this was hilarious. Just wanted to share.

Grandmother and granddaughter,a very precocious ten-year
old,were spending the evening together when the little
girl suddenly looked up and asked,"How old are
you,Grandma?"
The woman was a bit startled at the question,but knowing
her granddaughter's quick little mind,she wasn't completely
shocked.
"Well honey,when you're my age you don't share your age
with anybody."
"Aw,go ahead ,Grandma....you can trust me".
"No,dear,I never tell anyone my age".
Grandmother got busy fixing supper and then she suddenly
realized the little darling had been absent for about
twenty minutes -much too long!She checked around upstairs
in her bedroom and found that her granddaughter had dumped
the contents of her grandmother's purse on top of her bed
and was sitting in the midst of the mess,holding her
grandmother's driver's license.
When their eyes met,the child announced,:"Grandma,you're
seventy-six."
Why,yes,I am.How did you know that?" "I found the date of
your birthday here on your driver's license and subtracted
that year from this year ...so you're seventy-six!"
"That's right,sweetheart.Your grandmother is seventy-six."
The little girl continued staring at the driver's license
and added,"You also made an F in sex,Grandma.

 

[Marguerite53]

That IS a cute one!!!

F in Calculus...freshman year of college. Decided not to major in mathematics

Marguerite

 

[Bina]

Well, let's just say that I had my own ideas about what to do in Chemistry class.

 

[Debster]

I flunked physics multiple times in college.... Deb

 

[hensylee]

as y'all may have guessed by now, I love to play. And played in high school. Best friend was in typing class with me and we played/giggled; teacher moved me next to the best looking guy in the class and we also giggled - so she failed me.

Algebra - 9th grade. Bill Crabtree sat behind me and we played and neither of us did our homework (which is essential in order to pass algebra) so she failed us both and I had to take it again - same teacher. I got serious about it that time and made 95 for the course.

Lesson: don't play in class or you don't pass...................

 

[Blanche]

Junior year of high school, I dropped Physics class because the instructor told me I would receive an F. Al got an F in Physics in college...twice.
Blanche

 

[pamela]

I didn't actually get an F in the subject as a whole, since I dropped Math in grade 11. Trigonometry convinced me that I'd never get it. Funny, once I was in the military, I did calculations on vectoring and angle of attack ratios in theory of flight and on the examination, outscored my course mates doing it. There wasn't a program doing Applied Mathmatics and Physics in my High School, I guess I am more of a hands-on learner.

 

[Cooker]

Two, short, true stories.... I was expelled from kindergarten …I had what they thought was chronic repertory infections and I would not stop kissing and hugging the little girls so they booted me out …It turned out to be food allergies.

My first year Calculus professor gave 4 tests for the semester.... All test had 10 problems at 10 points each, NO partial credit. ... The Calculus was easy but the final answer had to be algebraically reduced to the simplest form .... I failed.... But unlike when in kindergarten I was old enough to tell the son of a biscuit what I thought of him and his testing technique.

 

[Superbob]

Two, short, true stories.... I was expelled from kindergarten ?I had what they thought was chronic repertory infections and I would not stop kissing and hugging the little girls so they booted me out ?It turned out to be food allergies.


So as with Robert Fulghum's best-selling book, all Cooker really needed to know he learned in kindergarten?

 

[Cooker]

Two, short, true stories.... I was expelled from kindergarten ?I had what they thought was chronic repertory infections and I would not stop kissing and hugging the little girls so they booted me out ?It turned out to be food allergies.


So as with Robert Fulghum's best-selling book, all Cooker really needed to know he learned in kindergarten?

SuperBob.....that is kind of the way I see it too

 

[netmiff]

the only subjects I ever got an F in, and never got anything better than that either, were both compulsory high school subjects in Scotland at the time : homekeeping and art !

 

[catwoman]

I never got an F...
However, I only got one D -- in BOWLING, of all subjects! And that was in college.

 

[Gnusgal]

No F's here, either. I got a C once... in Health. Let me tell you, I was PO'd and so was my mom. My first couple of years in high school I was out sick for HUGE chunks due to asthma induced bronchitis. My mom always brought my work home for me to complete and she would take it back (she worked at my high school). Every time she would ask my health teacher for my work she would say "Don't worry about it." So we didn't... Until I got my report card and had a C!!! We were livid. If the woman would have just sent the work home I would have done it and had an A, as always. Guess she didn't want to put out the extra effort. No offense to any PE teachers out there, but she was one and I don't think she liked having to teach health...