ILoVeNY25
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Hi Ladies, Got this e-mail and thought I'd share...
-> Estrogen, Pregnancy and Women
>
>
> PREGNANCY Q & A & more!
>
> Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
> A: No, 35 children is enough.
>
> Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby
move?
> A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
>
> Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a
baby's sex?
> A: Childbirth.
>
> Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that
sometimes she's
>borderline irrational.
> A: So what's your question?
>
> Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll
feel during
>labour, but pressure. Is she right?
> A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be
called an air current.
>
> Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
> A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
>
> Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery
room while my wife
>is in labour?
> A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to
you.
>
> Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering
from childbirth?
> A: Yes, pregnancy.
>
> Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
> A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
>
> Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife
begin to feel and
>act normal again?
> A: When the kids are in college.
>
>
>
>
> "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
>
> 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
> 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
> 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese
omelette
> 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your
jeans.
> 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything
you say.
> 5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every
bumper sticker
>that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-"
> 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to
batting practice.
> 7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from
"outer space."
> 8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger
than Super Plus.
> 9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive
you crazy.
> 10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it
yesterday.
>
> TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
> 10. Cat's facial expressions.
> 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different
colors.
> 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
> 7. Fat clothes.
> 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your
best time.
> 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream,
off-white, and eggshell.
> 4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow.
> 3. Eyelash curlers.
> 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
>
> AND, the Number One thing only women understand:
> 1. OTHER WOMEN
-> Estrogen, Pregnancy and Women
>
>
> PREGNANCY Q & A & more!
>
> Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
> A: No, 35 children is enough.
>
> Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby
move?
> A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
>
> Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a
baby's sex?
> A: Childbirth.
>
> Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that
sometimes she's
>borderline irrational.
> A: So what's your question?
>
> Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll
feel during
>labour, but pressure. Is she right?
> A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be
called an air current.
>
> Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
> A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
>
> Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery
room while my wife
>is in labour?
> A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to
you.
>
> Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering
from childbirth?
> A: Yes, pregnancy.
>
> Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
> A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
>
> Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife
begin to feel and
>act normal again?
> A: When the kids are in college.
>
>
>
>
> "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
>
> 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
> 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
> 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese
omelette
> 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your
jeans.
> 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything
you say.
> 5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every
bumper sticker
>that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-"
> 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to
batting practice.
> 7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from
"outer space."
> 8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger
than Super Plus.
> 9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive
you crazy.
> 10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it
yesterday.
>
> TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
> 10. Cat's facial expressions.
> 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different
colors.
> 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
> 7. Fat clothes.
> 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your
best time.
> 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream,
off-white, and eggshell.
> 4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow.
> 3. Eyelash curlers.
> 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
>
> AND, the Number One thing only women understand:
> 1. OTHER WOMEN
