CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES - good for the season

[netmiff]

This came across my desk and I thought some of you might like to see it.


CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Oprah show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr. Oz proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.' So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Tequila, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

Pass this on if you know anyone you think might be in need of inner peace.

Happy holidays!

 

[skeptic49]

Wonderful advice, Jeanette...I'm going downstairs straight away and finish off that open bottle of Vodka I have...I'm sure I'll feel much calmer then

Jim

 

[ottagal]

And I think I am going to polish off those boxes of chocolates that have been staring at me. Thanks for the good advice

 

[CThrock]

Chocolate heals everything!!!!

 

[Freddie]

Does that mean I have to finish paying off my bills?

 

[Kathy McCain]

I'll second that! Chocolate is a good CURE for just about anything!!

 

[Marcia58]

Oh, goodness no, Freddie! Just the important stuff like sugar, chocolate, and booze!

Must run--got a batch of fudge, a tub of cookie dough, and a box of candy canes that I need to finish!

 

[Cooker]

I swore I would never get a tattoo but I believe I might have to get this tattooed .... somewhere

 

[Dina]

Oh dear! I guess I'll have to finish off that liter of Jack Daniel's- and its
3/4 full!

 

[Bina]

Dina, better call the paramedics before you finish it off.....or, rather, before IT finishes YOU off.

 

[Dina]

Dina, better call the paramedics before you finish it off.....or, rather, before IT finishes YOU off.

Never fear..I have a high tolerance

 

[Bina]

Not me.....I've always been a cheap date.

 

[Guest]

LOL!!!!!

I wish I had the time to finish everything on my "to do list" that I've started...over the last few years.

*sighs*

But ... maybe I could at least finish off some chocolate now......



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[netmiff]

Does that mean I have to finish paying off my bills?

NO WAY - that's what January's for !

 

[AgilityDog]

My neighbors dropped off some holiday cookies last night. I ate 2. I guess now I have to finish off the entire tin full.

 

[Cooker]

Not me.....I've always been a cheap date.

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