Christmas carols for the psychiatrically challenged

[skeptic49]

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED

1. Schizophrenia ? Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder ? We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Amnesia ? I Don?t Know if I?ll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic ? Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic ? Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and .......

6. Paranoid ? Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder ? Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Full Personality Disorder? You Better Watch Out, I?m Gonna Cry, I?m Gonna Pout, Maybe I?ll tell You Why

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ?Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells?

10. Agoraphobia ? I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn?t Leave My House

11. Senile Dementia ? Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder ? I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

13. Social Anxiety Disorder ? Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas while I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

 

[Ross]

13. Social Anxiety Disorder ? Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas while I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

 

[Dina]

13. Social Anxiety Disorder ? Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas while I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

Me too Ross....so very much.
I guess its better than some of the others.Unless you have a
job interview or have to speak in front of more than 3 people at a time

 

[Mary]

I got this in an email a few weeks ago, and I love it!

 

[Superbob]

Yeah No. 11 is a little personal because I actually caught up to one of my parents, suffering from Alzheimer's, doing that -- walking in the snow headed away from home -- only with no slippers on the feet, nothing.

Some of them are rather funny though.

 

[ponygirlmom]

6. Paranoid ? Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

I don't know why I find this one so funny, but I do!

 

[netmiff]

5. Manic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ......."
The shoe doesn't fit me, but it's funny!