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Cooker said:
I?m flabbergasted, I?m stupefied, I?m mortified, deep fried and combed to the side:eek:??Once again my attempt at levity has been misconstrued?..To think that I would actually condone such an activity as solicitation of prostitution?.If I had a tail I would tuck it between my legs in embarrassment, thank God my poor mother is not alive to witness such a misunderstanding of her youngest son:eek:?..Although this Chimp has been known to color outside of the lines from time to time:rolleyes: his deep seeded southern values are still intact?.He still says grace and still say Ma?am?.I'm left speechless....
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You're funny :D....and I mean that in a good way. I was just having fun, although not directed at anyone. Carry on wayward son.
 
Cooker said:
I?m flabbergasted, I?m stupefied, I?m mortified, deep fried and combed to the side:eek:??Once again my attempt at levity has been misconstrued?..To think that I would actually condone such an activity as solicitation of prostitution?.If I had a tail I would tuck it between my legs in embarrassment, thank God my poor mother is not alive to witness such a misunderstanding of her youngest son:eek:?..Although this Chimp has been known to color outside of the lines from time to time:rolleyes: his deep seeded southern values are still intact?.He still says grace and still say Ma?am?.I'm left speechless....
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OH SNAP!:D:D:D
 
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knightfan2691 said:
Hmph.

I still have never had sex.

*shakes head*
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I gotta say - you have to love a man that has the courage to report this in this day and age.

One of these days Cort.... one of these days. You're the real thing. Some woman will see that.
 
Wise said:
Cort, enter this thread with CAUTION. ;)
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*turns a darkening beet red*

Heh ... thought my comment would get by unnoticed ... ;).


Uh hum...one thing I SHOULD note here, even though, yes, I've never had sex, I have had _some_ experience ... I did date a gal for 10 months, though, that has been sssoo long ago (6 years now) and considering how it ended, I don't really count it...arg. Anyway, point is, I'm not all "wet behind the ears"....

Uh...OK...aye.

Bina, I certainly have the nice cars for the job ... problem is ... wouldn't know which one to use first... ;).

And, no, paying for it is not the way to go, imho.

*sighs*

Tho, I admit, right now, it's more "getting laid" than finding love. I want love, as ya'll have noted, 'tis true ... but ... well ... that could take some time.

And, yes, I am working on it...and, no, I won't give any details. Sorry. Mainly because the angles all seem to be dead ends, anyway.

*shrugs*

Thanks for your kind comments...you know who you are. Really appreciated...and very much needed, especially after this last week :(.



Cort:34swm."Mr Monte Carlo.Mr Road Trip".pig valve&pacemaker
WRMNshowcase.legos.HO.models.MCs.RTs.CHD = http://www.chevyasylum.com/cort
"Time starts to pass; before you know it you're frozen" ... Leona Lewis ... 'Keep Bleeding'
 
I thought the thread was a hoot way back when. I tried to find it a few months ago when the object of my (well, my date) passed on and it wasn't anywhere to be found but with the advent of this new one everything any of us posted seems to be here.

There was lots of good info there, too.
 
CThrock said:
Cort,

The LOVE of your life will come , when you least expect it........:cool:
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Hmph...I used to believe that....


And, Ann....wow....

*blushes*

Thank you.

*sighs*

Gone for over 2 weeks...and still none. Dangum ;).



Cort:34swm."Mr Monte Carlo.Mr Road Trip".pig valve&pacemaker
WRMNshowcase.legos.HO.models.MCs.RTs.CHD = http://www.chevyasylum.com/cort
"Get out there and find someone" ... Good Charlotte ... 'I Don't Want To Be In Love'
 
knightfan2691 said:
Hmph...I used to believe that....


And, Ann....wow....

*blushes*

Thank you.

*sighs*

Gone for over 2 weeks...and still none. Dangum ;).



Cort:34swm."Mr Monte Carlo.Mr Road Trip".pig valve&pacemaker
WRMNshowcase.legos.HO.models.MCs.RTs.CHD = http://www.chevyasylum.com/cort
"Get out there and find someone" ... Good Charlotte ... 'I Don't Want To Be In Love'
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Perhaps I should make it a conditional thing when joining the forums?
 
I didn't know we had revived the sex thread. Where in the world have I been......?? How did I miss this. Gracious sakes alive, the old has become the new. Again.

The back seat of the car? In today's cars? In the OLD days, the back seat was big enough to be a bed. And Cort has a bunch of those.
 
hensylee said:
In the OLD days, the back seat was big enough to be a bed. And Cort has a bunch of those.
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*grins*

I sure do! None of 'em have been utilized by me, though........


And, Ross...yes, that sounds good to me.



Cort:34swm."Mr Monte Carlo.Mr Road Trip".pig valve&pacemaker
WRMNshowcase.legos.HO.models.MCs.RTs.CHD = http://www.chevyasylum.com/cort
"Just another regret" ... All-American Rejects ... 'Dirty Little Secret'
 
I'll talk to dad about it. I'm more then sure your woman of desire is sitting on a park bench somewhere, looking at the clouds in the sky and asking herself where Mr. Right is.
 
LOL!

That'd be just my luck, Ross....

*sighs*



Cort:34swm."Mr Monte Carlo.Mr Road Trip".pig valve&pacemaker
WRMNshowcase.legos.HO.models.MCs.RTs.CHD = http://www.chevyasylum.com/cort
"Maybe pretty much always means no" ... Jack Johnson ... 'Flake'
 
LOL!

I've thought of that...but, these days, I might get picked up for loitering or something like that :(.

Aye.



Cort:34swm."Mr Monte Carlo.Mr Road Trip".pig valve&pacemaker
WRMNshowcase.legos.HO.models.MCs.RTs.CHD = http://www.chevyasylum.com/cort
"Just when I think that I can make it without you, you come around & say you want me now" ... Rosanne Cash ... 'I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me'
 
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