Facts for you guys

[hensylee]

Men Are Just Happier People--

Your last name stays put. The garage is all
yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another
snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a
white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never
have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just
too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on
a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress
$5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're
talkin! g to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically
expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood
all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You
know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest
act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can
still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of
shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in
public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on
your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years,
maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually
hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for
all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can
"do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice
concerning growing a mustache..

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

 

[Granbonny]

Yup, they all apply to my Hubby...The christmas shopping on the 24th..Never picks up a phone..except when he needs to order a part for whatever he is working on at the time..Packs his suitcase as I am loading the car I had an appointment for my annual mammo.yesterday and spent an hour getting dressed. he wanted to go with me to pick up something at Wal-mart. Walked out the house with Jeans,wrinkled shirt, tennis shoes. I said, are you wearing that? he said, you are the one seeing the doctor ..not me. And, I HATE the pocketknife for nails.I spent an hour getting a pedicure today...Bonnie

 

[Cooker]

All True

 

[PJmomrunner]

I believe a woman can be president too. The rest is all true. And how about this one:

Father, husband, son--they can all identify airplanes at any altitude: "Oh look, it's a P3 Orion!" Is this universal too???

 

[hensylee]

I tried putting in that we ladies can do the presidential thing, too, but it threw everything out of balance. I knew, and all us females, know we can be president if we want to.

 

[PJmomrunner]

Ann, you run and I'll vote for you!

 

[marky]

Oh how true!!!

I just read this to my dh..and he is ROTFLOL!!

 

[hensylee]

Ann, you run and I'll vote for you!

I'll get my campaign material ready.

 

[OldManEmu]

This is great

This is great

Hensylee I may live on the other side of the world however I can relate to most of this. The only points that do not apply are belching, pocket knife for trimming the nails and belly hiding the hips. I thought you must have been watching me regarding the other points.

 

[diegocentrico]

its a fact....life for most of the women is more difficult but in my view women themselves reproduce the problems .
as a female living in a third world country i face so many limitiations but never give up . and i think i have been successful ..among men i meet in university or at work i feel very strong . and my new program! is trying not to care about the appearance . you will be surprised if you know how its important these days in my city! ( of course being clean and tidy is appreciated but not looking like a doll that takes 24 hours of your time )

 

[OldManEmu]

Not third world

Not third world

Solmaz, Iran is certainly not third world, it may be conservative as far as a women's position in society, however it isn't third world. I consider third world sub Sahara Africa. Women only got the right to vote in Australia in 1902. Third world is when most people can't read or write and have no food security, people in the third world wouldn't have the operation you have had they just die, this certainly isn't Iran.

 

[Nancy]

Solmaz-

You have beautiful youthful beauty. I doubt that any makeup would add a thing to your already lovely appearance.

All women have to take their place in this world. We are about half of the population. So why should it be otherwise?

I grew up in a family of very strong, vocal women. I wouldn't have it any other way. Even here in the US, men like women who "know" their place. Unfortunately, I am not one of them.

I have to constantly be exceptionally strong, and perhaps not well liked. But I really don't care. You do likewise as best you can in the environment you live in.

It was only in the year 1919 in the US that women got the right to vote, so not that long ago, here