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Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.

Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.

Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.

Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

-Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Tequila®.
Leave Shyness Behind.
 
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Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?"

No to all of the above. My other little pills work just fine and accomplish many of the effects of Tequila@............
 
ross,
you are hysterical!!! my youngest daughter was just sitting in my lap at my computer and asked me to forward her that post so that she might pass it onto all her buddies... she asked if this is what this forum is all about?!

great laugh!
hope you're feeling good,
sylvia
 
100% sure..I bet...Mel Gibson wishes he didn't have that bottle of Tequila in the car..when he was stopped and arrested for DUI a few nights ago.:eek: such a shame..he was one of my favorite actors.......Bonnie
 
One of the things I hated giving up the most when I found out I was diabetic 3 months ago was my Tequila. I will still have an occasional Margarita when we go out for Mexican food but its the 12 oz. and not the 32 oz. and my blood sugar will run a little high everytime. Maybe its the mix and I should just drink straight tequila. Just kidding I know alcohol turns to sugar.
 

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