Funny Pill - Custer

[perrypiratesdad]

An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall, so he called an artist.

Describing what he wanted, the billionaire said, "I am a history buff, and I would like your interpretation of the last thing that went through Custer's mind before he died. I am going out of town on business for a week, and when I return, I expect to see it completed."

Upon his return, the billionaire went to the library to examine the finished work. To his surprise, he found a painting of a cow with a halo. Surrounding this were hundreds of Indians in various sexual positions.

Furious, he called the artist in. "What the hell is this?" screamed the billionaire.

"Why, that's exactly what you asked for," said the artist smugly.

"No! I didn't ask for a mural of pornographic filth. I asked for an interpretation of Custer's last thoughts!"

"And there you have it," said the artist. "I call it, 'Holy cow, look at all those Indians.'"

 

[netmiff]

oooohhh, good one ! One of these years when I have a week to do it, I will tell you my DH's African throne joke . . .

 

[perrypiratesdad]

Oh please do tell...

 

[lance]

Any way you look at it ...............

Any way you look at it ...............

there were a lot of indians out there. Ha ha

I remember a cartoon showing two black dots close together with hundreds of red dots around the perimeter. The scout reporting to Custer remarked there's a lot of indians out there--the red dots.