Who is America's greatest ever sportsman?

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For a tongue in cheek, amusing, English view on this, then click here to read Some of the comments in response are amusing gems also. To any easily offended patriots, please treat this as a light hearted satire for amusement.

The only sport involving cricket (s) is bream fishing just ask Bubba:D


Bonzo,

The greatest American sportsman HAS to come from World Wrestling! It's as American as Apple pie and is pure and untainted with true athletes.

http://www.wwe.com/

John

Oh Paleeeez......:rolleyes::rolleyes:
 
Cricket ? Be serious please....bunch of Nancy's in my book ! If I were to pick one person, seriously, it would probably be Lou Gerigh. Not only one of the best at his sport but he was someone who didn't let the limelight affect him. From what I've read he was the same class act who was perfectly happy hanging out with your everyday folks, married his high-school sweetheart, and never let the money affect his judgement.

Now if you want current day ? Tiger ? MJ ? Lance ? All good choices but in my opinion you gotta go with.....the guy that just won the Coney Island hot dog eating contest two weeks ago. 59 hot dogs in 12 minutes ! buns and all ! Now THAT is what I call commitment to ones craft !
 
ctyguy - You better hope Nancy doesn't read your post. Then we'll find out who the real "Nancy" is as she's beating you down! :eek: She may look tiny in that picture, but she has proven on more than one occasion that nothing scares her!

I'm confused - did this guy play cricket or bowl? And how can the greatest American sportsman be in a sport that's not even played or understood in most of America? Now if he's a bowler, that's a different story! I've spent many a night in front of the tv trying to catch those hot guys in sexy outfits! ;)

I've never even heard of most of the people mentioned in the article or in the comments. Shows how off the English are concerning America. Next they'll say that Paul Revere was the greatest horseman and George Washington the greatest boatsman. Or maybe not!
 
............... And how can the greatest American sportsman be in a sport that's not even played or understood in most of America? Now if he's a bowler, that's a different story! I've spent many a night in front of the tv trying to catch those hot guys in sexy outfits! ;)

I've never even heard of most of the people mentioned in the article or in the comments. Shows how off the English are concerning America. Next they'll say that Paul Revere was the greatest horseman and George Washington the greatest boatsman. Or maybe not!

I've said it before and I'll doubtless say it again, coming from a country that gave us The Simpsons it's surprising you guys are in fact very thin on irony. :)
 
First of all, being light on something is a condition to which I aspire. (See "Throw Down, Cooker's") :D

But perhaps we Americans live in a post-ironic age that began 09-11-01. oops, that betrays a sense of American exceptionalism, right?

Maybe we're just dense people who don't fathom the terribly sophisticated and obviously superior wit of the Englishman.

Then again maybe irony is being wrongly equated with wit. According to Socrates, irony came from saying the opposite of what is true in order to underscore the truth. I suppose you would have to have a sense of the ironic to appreciate the New Yorker's cover treatment of Obama and his wife. To many people, it just seemed like a failed piece of satire, in terrible taste.

Not sure what truth is being revealed in your "sportsman" post, but then I am a dense American. It didn't seem particularly funny to me, but then I am not blessed with that wonderful English sense of humor. (I mean you warned "patriots" -- i.e., rubes -- not to take exception. Wondering: Would it still be "ironic" if you were naming an English "sportsman" for all time? Or is it only ironic to mock Americans and American manners, mores, and culture? Do you only run irony tests on others because your own sense is finely honed?

Of course, if you have to explain it to an American, that just proves your point, doesn't it? Perhaps we are all awash in irony and don't realize it. Maybe this whole post is just brimming with irony, who knows? The uses of irony are many and mysterious -- often known only to the irony dispensers.
 
If we are voting for the English Sportsman then my vote goes for "Eddie the Eagle". He knew he wasn't winning anything yet there he was giving it his all and competing. You don't have to be the greatest at something to be a great sportsman, I think its all in how you approach it.
 
First of all, being light on something is a condition to which I aspire. (See "Throw Down, Cooker's") :D

But perhaps we Americans live in a post-ironic age that began 09-11-01. oops, that betrays a sense of American exceptionalism, right?

Maybe we're just dense people who don't fathom the terribly sophisticated and obviously superior wit of the Englishman.

Then again maybe irony is being wrongly equated with wit. According to Socrates, irony came from saying the opposite of what is true in order to underscore the truth. I suppose you would have to have a sense of the ironic to appreciate the New Yorker's cover treatment of Obama and his wife. To many people, it just seemed like a failed piece of satire, in terrible taste.

Not sure what truth is being revealed in your "sportsman" post, but then I am a dense American. It didn't seem particularly funny to me, but then I am not blessed with that wonderful English sense of humor. (I mean you warned "patriots" -- i.e., rubes -- not to take exception. Wondering: Would it still be "ironic" if you were naming an English "sportsman" for all time? Or is it only ironic to mock Americans and American manners, mores, and culture? Do you only run irony tests on others because your own sense is finely honed?

Of course, if you have to explain it to an American, that just proves your point, doesn't it? Perhaps we are all awash in irony and don't realize it. Maybe this whole post is just brimming with irony, who knows? The uses of irony are many and mysterious -- often known only to the irony dispensers.

In the spirit of the best Superman movie's theme song, "Can You Read My Mind," I have to say this is one of the things that make you Super, Bob. You so often say what I'm thinking, and in a much more eloquent way. Super Post, Bob.

That said, irony is something that is totally unappreciated by me anyway. At the risk of being stoned, I have NEVER seen the Simpsons and have no desire to.:p:D;)
 
First of all, being light on something is a condition to which I aspire. (See "Throw Down, Cooker's") :D

But perhaps we Americans live in a post-ironic age that began 09-11-01. oops, that betrays a sense of American exceptionalism, right?

Maybe we're just dense people who don't fathom the terribly sophisticated and obviously superior wit of the Englishman.

Then again maybe irony is being wrongly equated with wit. According to Socrates, irony came from saying the opposite of what is true in order to underscore the truth. I suppose you would have to have a sense of the ironic to appreciate the New Yorker's cover treatment of Obama and his wife. To many people, it just seemed like a failed piece of satire, in terrible taste.

Not sure what truth is being revealed in your "sportsman" post, but then I am a dense American. It didn't seem particularly funny to me, but then I am not blessed with that wonderful English sense of humor. (I mean you warned "patriots" -- i.e., rubes -- not to take exception. Wondering: Would it still be "ironic" if you were naming an English "sportsman" for all time? Or is it only ironic to mock Americans and American manners, mores, and culture? Do you only run irony tests on others because your own sense is finely honed?

Of course, if you have to explain it to an American, that just proves your point, doesn't it? Perhaps we are all awash in irony and don't realize it. Maybe this whole post is just brimming with irony, who knows? The uses of irony are many and mysterious -- often known only to the irony dispensers.


Not wanting to start any flaming by outspoken thoughts I've replied to this by PM to Superbob. I can though crystalise parts of the reply by saying, lighten up please.
 
In the spirit of the best Superman movie's theme song, "Can You Read My Mind," I have to say this is one of the things that make you Super, Bob. You so often say what I'm thinking, and in a much more eloquent way. Super Post, Bob.

That said, irony is something that is totally unappreciated by me anyway. At the risk of being stoned, I have NEVER seen the Simpsons and have no desire to.:p:D;)

You guys ain't getting stoned without me:cool::D:cool:.....oops...there I go starting that pot thingy again:eek::rolleyes:;)
 
Not wanting to start any flaming by outspoken thoughts I've replied to this by PM to Superbob. I can though crystalise parts of the reply by saying, lighten up please.


Superbob is TRYING to lighten up (again, see Cooker's Throw Down). :D

As far as "flaming," Superbob is doing none of that either here or on PMs. He (okay, I) simply offered a perspective in response to what had been posted. I don't care to get into politics, as Bonzo's PM does. I gather his and my political philosophies may be quite different (even though he looked suspiciously like a Young Republican -- or Tory? -- in that marriage photo. :p )

When someone offers provocative stereotypes about my country, I tend to react. (What was that country song, "Walkin' on the Fightin' Side of Me," Merle Haggard perhaps?) I didn't think I was being particularly pugnacious. But to get back to lightening up, that's always good advice, and more in keeping with what vr.com is all about, right? -- keeping cool, and the blood pressure and stress in check. :)

Too much heavy irony may calcify the valves. :p
 
You guys ain't getting stoned without me:cool::D:cool:.....oops...there I go starting that pot thingy again:eek::rolleyes:;)

Pass the *&^%$ please. Thanks....I'm feel lighter now.

p.s. I was trying to follow SuperLightBob's lead in saying something serious in a somewhat light manner. If I wasn't successful, pass it again. Actually, all I need is caffeine, pot always made me ill (really).
 
Pass the *&^%$ please. Thanks....I'm feel lighter now.

p.s. I was trying to follow SuperLightBob's lead in saying something serious in a somewhat light manner. If I wasn't successful, pass it again. Actually, all I need is caffeine, pot always made me ill (really).

My drug of choice is caffine.....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBUEBXLdmZ8
 

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