Friendship

[Ross]

Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning
she told her husband that she had slept over at a
friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best
friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he
told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's
house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.

 

[Bonzo Dog]

Nice one Ross

A very true story.

Never underestimate the cunning of women!
A woman who worked in the same building as me used to brag with women in our department about her affair. She was seeing a bloke in the same town as she lived. Three evenings a week she would don track suit and trainers and go for a jog. She met her lover nearby. A return to the marital home sweaty, tired and in need of a shower after her 'jog' was the norm.

 

[Curtsmum]

LOL Ross funny and true.

 

[khawkk]

Thanks for the chuckle. I needed it!

 

[Cooker]

Honey.....I stayed at Rossmiester's last night

 

[Ross]

Honey.....I stayed at Rossmiester's last night

Yeah man, he's still here!

 

[Ross]

Ha ha cooker you did it now!

 

[Dina]

I think I tried THAT one with my parents.....as a teen and wanting to go
to a party(which wasnt allowed) I told them I was staying with a friend.....
AND of course, I get caught AND grounded for the whole rest of the summer
Moral- Dont have strict parents, but definitely BE one

 

[Jackie]

Thank for the laugh. I sent it to a friend who's daughter is playing games.