Moooooo!

[ponygirlmom]

I had my final pre-surgery meeting with my doctor yesterday, and he said he's finally decided on a moo-cow valve. (I'm sure that's the scientific term.)

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Cow: OK, again. Who rules?
Bull: [Sigh] Cows rule.
Cow: And why do cows rule?
Bull: Because they are the farm masters.
Cow: And do you think they're pretty?
Bull: Yes
Cow: Yes, what?
Bull: Yes I think that cows are pretty.
Cow: Do you want to marry a cow?
Bull: Look, can I just get the ball back?
Cow: Oh. This ball?
[Off camera she kicks it.]
Bull: Woah. OK, she's on our team.

 

[Guest]

Good Luck with your surgery, you are going to be fine. Maybe you'll dream of cows during recovery....

 

[Dina]

Cattle Call

Cattle Call

You called , and I answered
I had a Bovine (thats slang for moo-cow) put in 4 mos ago,and my last
echo was good ,so Im happy about it.
I wish you the Best , you will do fine--Dina

I realize my avatar could be misunderstood by my friend the cow,and
I dont believe my surgeon offered me a unicorn valve...I wonder why?

 

[ponygirlmom]

I realize my avatar could be misunderstood by my friend the cow,and I dont believe my surgeon offered me a unicorn valve...I wonder why?

It was your insurance company. They say that unicorn valves are "experimental."

 

[khawkk]

M00-cow-valve is correct.
I've seen reports of lasting 17 to 20 years...and more.

That would make me very-very happy.

I think it was Ross that said, to paraphrase , Once you've had one(operation of the heart) you don't want another.

3 months 3 weeks and I am playing golf again. Poorly, but again.

 

[Superbob]

The moo-cow valve -- yes, that is a scientific term. I have the sooooeeeepiggie valve, also a term of science.

Wishing you the very best -- it's great to have a decision made.

 

[Ross]

Old McDonald had a farm E I E I O.

 

[Cooker]

Got Milk?

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[Leah]

I dont believe my surgeon offered me a unicorn valve...I wonder why

Too bad, because the clinical trials for unicorn valves are even more promising than On-X. No anticoagulation needed because it's tissue but the horn material lasts forever, like the mechanicals...