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Marguerite53 said:
So I have a question. I was so excited that the scale said 179.5 before my shower (and I got off, waited and got back on just to be sure!) that I instead put on my robe, went online and bought myself a little treat I'd been eyeing for just such an occasion. I then took my shower, dried my hair and got back on just to make myself feel like dancing some more. Well.....I then weighed 1.5 pounds MORE!!! :confused: :confused: And I'd even pee-ed in between!!!! So what....does our skin absorb water??
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I say YES! (even if that's not true) ;) Oh, and don't forget all that water in your hair. It's gotta weigh a ton, right? ;) I've had the same thing happen. It doesn't make sense to me. But Woo Hoo! on making it down to the next tens! :D That's awesome. All I need is half a pound to do that, but alas I seem to be stuck. :rolleyes: Oh, well. It will happen!
 
What a wonderful discovery at the local bakery -- containers of miniature cranberry-orange scones! One serving of three scones is 250 calories, but one could partake of just one @ a mere 83 cals. That's less than those 100-calorie snack packs I am relying on so much.

Since we established beyond a reasonable doubt in a previous thread that cranberry-orange scones are "better than sex," what does that make a miniature cranberry-orange scone? Better than, hmmmmmmm, something quick? Rhymes with yippee? :p :p ;) ;)
 
RobHol said:
What a wonderful discovery at the local bakery -- containers of miniature cranberry-orange scones! One serving of three scones is 250 calories, but one could partake of just one @ a mere 83 cals. That's less than those 100-calorie snack packs I am relying on so much.

Since we established beyond a reasonable doubt in a previous thread that cranberry-orange scones are "better than sex," what does that make a miniature cranberry-orange scone? Better than, hmmmmmmm, something quick? Rhymes with yippee? :p :p ;) ;)
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Hmmm?..lets see?.could be hippie, bippie, skippie, sippie??..quickie really does not rhyme and I do not recall that scones were rated over sex, which they are not??IMHO.:D But I guess availability would come into play in that rating.:cool: :p :cool:
 
Hi losers...I keep forgetting to find this thread in its new home :eek: ...

I have been eating healthily and still not managing to lose any weight...my scales must be stuck!...although I did manage to lose the water-weight so I dunno how that worked?!

I have lots of reading to do to to catch up on all the gossip from last weeks losers.

You are all doing such a great job, I want to lose some extra poundage too.
 
RobHol said:
What a wonderful discovery at the local bakery -- containers of miniature cranberry-orange scones! One serving of three scones is 250 calories, but one could partake of just one @ a mere 83 cals. That's less than those 100-calorie snack packs I am relying on so much.

Since we established beyond a reasonable doubt in a previous thread that cranberry-orange scones are "better than sex," what does that make a miniature cranberry-orange scone? Better than, hmmmmmmm, something quick? Rhymes with yippee? :p :p ;) ;)
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Let's see . . . . miniature scones = quickie sex . . . . hmmm, sex still wins!:p :p :p
 
cooker said:
The "Ref" has spoken:D and I support her position;) :p
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It's either going to have to be the miniature scones or the quickie sex. If the sex isn't quickie - I don't have time right now and can eat the scones on the run!!!!!:D :D :D
 
Karlynn said:
It's either going to have to be the miniature scones or the quickie sex. If the sex isn't quickie - I don't have time right now and can eat the scones on the run!!!!!:D :D :D
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Precisely! This is one of the advantages of scones over sex. I am disappointed that the Ref does not recognize this. :p ;)
 
RobHol said:
No, you're a lucky man! Would you rather be microwaving a Sara Lee pie for your Christmas feast? :p :)
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Believe me, I am not complaining!:) I am just stating the obvious, I ?am? toast!!:eek: And besides, it would be unbelievably rude for me to refuse the culinary delights prepared with such love:D
 
RobHol said:
Precisely! This is one of the advantages of scones over sex. I am disappointed that the Ref does not recognize this. :p ;)
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I would NEVER eat a scone on the run!:eek:
Now THAT would be a travesty!;) :p
 
Superbob's Top 10 List

Superbob's Top 10 List

Top 10 reasons scones are better than sex:

10. You don't have to hide your scone magazines.

9. A scone will never complain, "I have a headache."

8. No one will call you immoral if you pay for a scone.

7. Even if you have over-indulged on the booze, you can still enjoy a scone.

6. A scone doesn't demand jewelry.

5. It is perfectly okay to have a scone you have never met before.

4. A scone will not score your performance.

3. No one will warn that you will go blind if you enjoy a scone by yourself.

2. A scone does not have to have a cigarette afterwards.

1. Always available, always sweet.

:p :p ;) ;) :D :D
 
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