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They never listen..argh!
They never listen..argh!
Well listen from now on.
>
>
> This is a good one!!!....... In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had
> made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had
> always been occupied.
>
> A nurse noticed his predicament.
>
> Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to
> touch any of the buttons on the wall."
>
> He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons
> he had promised not to touch.
>
> Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one
> labeled ATR.
>
> Who would know if he touched them?
>
> He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon
> his bottom.
>
> What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice
> things like this.
>
> Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air
> replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
>
> When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff
> caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this
> unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom,
> it is tender loving pleasure.
>
> When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push
> the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
>
> Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and
> a nurse was staring down at him.
>
> "What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I remember was pushing
> the ATR button".
>
> "The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under
> your pillow."
>
> MEN NEVER LISTEN
>
They never listen..argh!
Well listen from now on.
>
>
> This is a good one!!!....... In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had
> made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had
> always been occupied.
>
> A nurse noticed his predicament.
>
> Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to
> touch any of the buttons on the wall."
>
> He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons
> he had promised not to touch.
>
> Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one
> labeled ATR.
>
> Who would know if he touched them?
>
> He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon
> his bottom.
>
> What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice
> things like this.
>
> Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air
> replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
>
> When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff
> caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this
> unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom,
> it is tender loving pleasure.
>
> When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push
> the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
>
> Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and
> a nurse was staring down at him.
>
> "What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I remember was pushing
> the ATR button".
>
> "The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under
> your pillow."
>
> MEN NEVER LISTEN
>
Ross
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Mary
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