Ross
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Christmas Parties lead to unprotected sex-discuss!
How many of you are going to become pregnant this month?
How many of you are going to become pregnant this month?
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geebee
Thank God there is a reason for sex.
And:
And:
A good point, Gina, and I think we can all thank God there is still sex even without a reason!
And:
A good point, Gina, and I think we can all thank God there is still sex even without a reason!
Christina L
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Gina -
Gina -
that is too funny. Thanks for the comic relief.
Well Ross, why didn't you start a whole new thread - seems to me if you put sex in the thread title, you will get a LOT more replies and have a lot more fun! People are staying FAR away from this thread and don't know that we are now switching our discussion to the reason for sex.
BTW - my work Christmas party will consist of six realtors who are women - one is 70 years of age and one is 80 (no kidding!) and their families and one male realtor and his family, plus little old me (the admin assistant) and hubby. Let your imagination run wild. Hee.
Christina L
Gina -
that is too funny.
Thanks for the comic relief. Well Ross, why didn't you start a whole new thread - seems to me if you put sex in the thread title, you will get a LOT more replies and have a lot more fun! People are staying FAR away from this thread and don't know that we are now switching our discussion to the reason for sex.
BTW - my work Christmas party will consist of six realtors who are women - one is 70 years of age and one is 80 (no kidding!) and their families and one male realtor and his family, plus little old me (the admin assistant) and hubby. Let your imagination run wild. Hee.
Christina L
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maka
sex with reason or no reason always has an effect
Ross
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Christmas Sex Party Warning
Christmas Sex Party Warning
Yes, it's that time of the year again, dear reader. The time when reckless young girls drop their knickers under the mistletoe after a few too many Bacardi Breezers and dirty old men bid for them on eBay
Which is why UK Secretary of State for Culture, Tessa Jowell, has issued a stern warning to employers, urging them to make sure their female staff do not injure themselves at office parties by table dancing on desks or photocopying parts of their body. Mrs Jowell, a stunning brunette of indeterminate age who is no stranger to sexual harassment from unscrupulous men wielding whips, implored managers not to put up mistletoe as it is known to incite sexual misconduct and binge drinking, before going on to alert women to the dangers of wearing microskirts and skimpy tops to the Christmas office party.
"If you must hold an office party do keep a close eye on those who drink," she warned ominously. "Lager makes some women lose their knickers. The party will be completely soiled — I mean, spoiled — if it ends up in unwanted pregnancies or a nasty, itchy rash. I'm as full of the Christmas spirit as the next man, er, or woman," added Mrs Jowell, clapping a Santa Claus hat onto her head with an embarrassed giggle. "But the office is not the place to let your hair down, or indeed, your knickers."
Christmas Sex Party Warning
Yes, it's that time of the year again, dear reader. The time when reckless young girls drop their knickers under the mistletoe after a few too many Bacardi Breezers and dirty old men bid for them on eBay
Which is why UK Secretary of State for Culture, Tessa Jowell, has issued a stern warning to employers, urging them to make sure their female staff do not injure themselves at office parties by table dancing on desks or photocopying parts of their body. Mrs Jowell, a stunning brunette of indeterminate age who is no stranger to sexual harassment from unscrupulous men wielding whips, implored managers not to put up mistletoe as it is known to incite sexual misconduct and binge drinking, before going on to alert women to the dangers of wearing microskirts and skimpy tops to the Christmas office party.
"If you must hold an office party do keep a close eye on those who drink," she warned ominously. "Lager makes some women lose their knickers. The party will be completely soiled — I mean, spoiled — if it ends up in unwanted pregnancies or a nasty, itchy rash. I'm as full of the Christmas spirit as the next man, er, or woman," added Mrs Jowell, clapping a Santa Claus hat onto her head with an embarrassed giggle. "But the office is not the place to let your hair down, or indeed, your knickers."
Harrybaby666
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Oh My........Sex? Christmas Parties? What a Combo!!!
Oh My........Sex? Christmas Parties? What a Combo!!!
Me Thinkst someone here in this thar forum is trying to liven us up.....GOOD JOB!!!!!! Harrybaby
Oh My........Sex? Christmas Parties? What a Combo!!!
Me Thinkst someone here in this thar forum is trying to liven us up.....GOOD JOB!!!!!! Harrybaby
twinmaker
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Well, since I don't work outside of the house, there won't be an office party...or could there? My husband's office is here in our house. I guess we could have our own little Christmas office party. And if it should lead to unprotected sex and an unintended pregnancy at my age (54), then I'm hoping someone takes me out behind the barn and shoots me (after they shoot my husband)! LINDA
LINDA
Ross
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Christina L said:
Now put me in the picture and let your imagination run WILD!
Ross said:
Oh No - I am so partial to a nice cold Bacardi Breezer........Not sure I classify as a reckless young girl but can do my best to try
Ross
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Well I'm a reckless horny old man, so cut loose. Let me die happy!
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Karlynn
Well, my 2 jobs are:
A - music director for a church. Unprotected sex at the office Christmas party would be frowned upon by many. Not unheard of - but never experienced or witnessed is this particular employment
B - freelance makeup artist. I work with women and gay men. So if unprotected sex is going to occur, it won't be between young women and old men. But there would be lots of singing and dancing to show tunes. (This isn't stereotyping - been there, done that! )
Ross - you didn't tell us that Hank rented office space for our moderator, in order to have your office Christmas party.
A - music director for a church. Unprotected sex at the office Christmas party would be frowned upon by many. Not unheard of - but never experienced or witnessed is this particular employment
B - freelance makeup artist. I work with women and gay men. So if unprotected sex is going to occur, it won't be between young women and old men.
But there would be lots of singing and dancing to show tunes. (This isn't stereotyping - been there, done that! )Ross - you didn't tell us that Hank rented office space for our moderator, in order to have your office Christmas party.
Sex and Sleep
Sex and Sleep
A reason for sex? A cure for insomnia (they say). On the other hand, in the words of Casey Stengel, the late, great manager of the New Yawk Yankees, "The trouble is not that ballplayers have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it...."
A sex thread! Thanks, Ross.
Sex and Sleep
A reason for sex? A cure for insomnia (they say). On the other hand, in the words of Casey Stengel, the late, great manager of the New Yawk Yankees, "The trouble is not that ballplayers have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it...."
A sex thread! Thanks, Ross.
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davidfortune
K
Karlynn
Now you need to post a thread with Sex in the title. It will tell us if more members like a good argument, or a good discussion on sex.
hensylee
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uh oh this have anything to do with dolls, Ross? That little doll musta got you thinking about things.
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Mary
hensylee said:
I've also got a little cowboy (complete with white hat) that might "spur" him on, Ann!
Ross
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Whats this talk of dolls? Forget the fake stuff, I want the real deal.
M
Mary
I get it.
Ross wants an argument so he can have make up sex . . . brilliant strategy, Ross!
Ross wants an argument so he can have make up sex . . . brilliant strategy, Ross!
Don't chop no wood honey, I'm commin with a log
