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My next valve choice will be:

  • The Next Generation Lemur valve

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Alien valves dug up from UFO crash sites in Arizona

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • One made from Ross's gums

    Votes: 2 22.2%
  • The twist top from the Miller Lite I just drank

    Votes: 2 22.2%
  • The left-overs from my dog's favorite rubber ball

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Diamonds

    Votes: 2 22.2%
  • I hear Goodyear is getting into valves. Sign me up!

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • I think I'll go with my own ear lobe.

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • The new Rock Star: Supernova valve!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Recycled parts from my 8-Track player

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    9
RandyL said:
I think I will have my pulmonary valve removed and used in the arortic position and then I will get a homograft for my pulminary position.
Whatcha Think?

Randy - my choices weren't good enough for you!
 
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Alien - give me alien, maybe then I can get into outer space (instead of just being accused of being there).;) :D ;)
 
Bet..JimL from our Sunday Night chat will know the way I voted.:D :p We both have been active chatters for years.( Sunday Night chats).....Bonnie
 
Granbonny said:
Bet..JimL from our Sunday Night chat will know the way I voted.:D :p We both have been active chatters for years.( Sunday Night chats).....Bonnie
I don't know you as well, but I'm guess it has to do with a bottle of beverage. :)
 
I was tempted to vote for diamond valves, but feared that diamond thieves might try to carve me up just to make jewelry out of my heart!

So I voted for the next best thing -- SPACE ALIENS!!!!!!
 
Ross said:
One made from Ross' gums? Now what is that supposed to mean?

Seeing as that, for what ever reason, everyone here wants a piece of you, I thought I'd give them the option. :D I didn't want to take your actual heart valves. I was trying to think of an area to harvest tissue and that was as G rated as I could get.:eek:
 
Hmmm...how about no valve choice. I like my native valve; I want to keep it! :D

But if I really had to choose...hmmm... I'm stumped. Maybe sapphire, my birthstone. Or one made from the tissue of a naughty student. Just kidding.
 
Goodyear huh?? Vulcanized rubber - surely stenosis wouldn't be a problem. Add steel belts and you could probably get a longevity warranty out of the deal.

I'm thinking elephant pericardium myself. Think of the durability. Lifespan similar to homosapiens. Xenograft so no rejection issues.... sad for the elephant though or maybe they'll just have to deal with no pericardium and some monster 1 inch cables for sternum wires....
 
Bonnie, I did think of you when I read that choice, but I was also looking for my own choice. There are some very usable parts on a Grolsch bottle, the resealable kind. Since I've been bionic, or "Mecha" (from a science fiction movie), for nearly five years now, the alien valve is very appealing.
 
davidfortune said:
I'm thinking elephant pericardium myself. Think of the durability. Lifespan similar to homosapiens. Xenograft so no rejection issues.... sad for the elephant though or maybe they'll just have to deal with no pericardium and some monster 1 inch cables for sternum wires....

And think of the increased memory possibilities.
 
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