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That was absolutely halarious! I've heard of people being pulled over driving golf carts and drinking but never heard of DUI while driving a lawn mower down the street. LINDA
 
cooker said:

Karlynn, I noticed you did not offer to post my bail:mad: :p
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Prison food is terrible. I figured it would be good for another 5 lb loss for you if I let you sit and stew for a while.
 
Karlynn said:
Prison food is terrible. I figured it would be good for another 5 lb loss for you if I let you sit and stew for a while.
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Karlynn, what a good gal you are! ;) :p
And Cooker, you know it hurts Karlynn more than it does you, but once again, she's only looking out for your best interests.:D :p
 
So, I have been falsely accused of MUI, imprisoned without trial, was not mirandized, caught on tabloid film which was sold to VR.com by the original poster who will also be named in the forth coming law suit. This is all a farce!!! If someone does not come to my rescue I will be joining my twin brother (see below) and mother will be heart broken!!!!. I knew you would find a way to rid VR.com of me and my humor; jealousy is a terrible thing.

And anyway??.who will cut Ross?s grass while I?m up the river?????
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gadgetman said:
Cooker,

This hyar is th' bess ah can do. C'dn't send th' real one as th' gran'kids needed it fo' th' game.

Good Luck,

Bubba :)

BTW, looks mo'e like cousin Earl!
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If ya can't send one for my cellmate too I ain't leaving:D :cool:
 
cooker said:
:D

If ya can't send one for my cellmate too I ain't leaving:D :cool:
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Eff'n ah remember right thet was a wax figger dressed thet way. Course yo' might haf mo'e fun wif thet than th' real thin'.:p :p Least yo''dn't hafta share wif about 3,000 others. :eek: :eek:

Jest keep th' card fo' when yer travelin' down in Flo'ida. I've been told thet it's accepped in a lot of places. Nevah put it t'th' tess yet. :p :rolleyes:

Bubba :)
 
I could not resist going along with joke even though I had not seen the video. With my power of deduction and a PM or two from a couple of strategically placed moles I had a pretty good idea of it's content.

After viewing the clip this evening I must protest strongly. The name of Cooker has been besmirched. The innuendo, no, the out right smear to character has pierced my heart. Number one, Craftsman?:eek: ? No self respecting South Carolinian would be caught dead on the road on any tractor type vehicle other than a John Deere. Number two, if I drank (and I do not) it would be the wife who would take the tractor to the Quick Sack. Number three, I do not litter. And number four, I walk to the tree line before peeing in public. I could continue to defend myself, but what is the use. Your opinion of me has been formed. It is obvious that your stereotyping of southerners is set. The next time you are stuck in a ditch in the south don't worry, the guy on the John Deere will pull you out. We were trained to be gentlemen no matter what the circumstances.

Have a good evening.:rolleyes:
 
Me thinks thou doth protest too much!

Be a man, err.... chimp, and face up to your responsibilities. Just for that, I'm not bailing you out for another day!
 
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