hahahahohohoh still laughing from all the cleavage and scar jokes!! Except then I went and looked in the mirror
My GAWD what those Drs. must think....Honestly, I could go
for the Frankensteins bride award!! I have had three sternal
incisions, they are the BEST. The second one covered the first,
the third covered the second. Not bad at all. Course, if they keep this up, I told my Doc I will have one boob only! They just keep getting closer and closer together!!!
Now, as for that under around and through scar, thats another story. It starts under my left breast at the midline, travels completely around to the back, and then almost 6 inches UP
my back. Honest to goodness it looks like I had a run in with "Slingblade". (and lost!). The sternal incisions are great. Heal quickly. Not a problem. Not to worry!
Chest tubes, picture this; 8 count 'em, 8!! I once told a Doc in the ER that I was born with 4 sets of breasts and had to have them removed. It did make him pause for JUST a minute. Hey,
you gotta laugh.