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pellicle

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a friend of mine likes to say how he died during his procedure but was revived

I usually say to him "well, dude, clearly you didn't die, or you wouldn't still be in that broken down old body with the same memories"
 

epstns

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Superman - You re-purposed my old joke. I used to tell people that while I was waiting in the security line at the airport, I asked a pilot how often airplanes crashed. He replied "Only once."

These days, if I said that anywhere near an airport, I'd have some 'splainin' to do.
 
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