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JAMES W

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Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
your vehicle. From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself
staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead...:D
 
WOW and nobody said anything about it to the mechanic while he was working.
 
Maybe I shouldn't go here, but this story suggests the wife couldn't distinguish the mechanic's, uh, plumbing from her husband's own.

So maybe this supports what Bette Midler once said, to the effect that "if you've seen one {man's private part} you've seen them all." :D :eek:
 
hensylee said:
I live 20 mi from Crestview - could it have been me?

Hensylee,
How could you!!!!!:p :p :p :p
or is the question,
How could you not??????:D :D :D :D
 
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