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Magic8Ball

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Why, Why, Why...

do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
 
hensylee said:
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

I'll bite. Why doesn't it?
Just a guess but maybe once the glue is out in the air, its chemistry changes????

OR - maybe the type of glue in glass bottles doesn't glue glass (same for glue in plastic).

Do we have any chemists out there?

Funny questions says the person with many ankle bruises.;) :rolleyes: :D
 
I'll take a crack at it - because it needs to be exposed to air for the liquid to evaporate and the "stick" to happen.:confused: :confused:

Great list Magic - Thanks!
 
I have no idea, but I did appreciate the change of subject. This is just not a jolly time for many of us.
Barbara
 
Karlynn said:
I'll take a crack at it - because it needs to be exposed to air for the liquid to evaporate and the "stick" to happen.:confused: :confused:

Great list Magic - Thanks!

You are correct!

Johnny show her what she won!:D

The glue becomes adhesive when exposed to the air.
 
Great list, Magic!! So much humanity in it!! The string and the vacuum!!! Oh! It's so true!! :p

Thanks!

Marguerite
 
Magic - you gave the whole family a good laugh! Thanks for sharing!
 

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