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Ross

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The Ohio Highway Patrol is cracking down on speeders heading towards, and into the city of Cleveland . For the first offense, they give you two Cleveland Browns tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A. The Cleveland Browns

Q. What do the Cleveland Browns and Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 55,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'

Q. How do you keep a Cleveland Browns out of your yard? A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a Super Bowl ring? A. A thief.

Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win a Super Bowl? A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q. What do the Browns and a possums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
 
Ross, I'm neutral on the Browns, but I have to say these are some of the funniest sports jokes I've read. Even Cindy "thought that was pretty funny!"
 
I just sent my best friend from Cleveland this. I hope she's still my best friend after she receives it.
 
Funny stuff! I don't follow football. Are the Browns THAT bad?

Jim

Jim they are worse then "Bad". They lost to the Cincinnati Bengals no less.

26th place in the AFC Browns ·
This miserable season has two games left. They have to be happy about that.


Go Pittsburgh Steelers!

1st place Steelers ·
If they win out, they win the top seed in the AFC. That means winning Sunday at Tennessee. That won't be easy.
 
Jim they are worse then "Bad". They lost to the Cincinnati Bengals no less.

26th place in the AFC Browns ·
This miserable season has two games left. They have to be happy about that.


Go Pittsburgh Steelers!

1st place Steelers ·
If they win out, they win the top seed in the AFC. That means winning Sunday at Tennessee. That won't be easy.

Yes Ross, but then again you could be a Detroit Lions fan.....

Or a Green Bay Packer (choker) fan. I stuck my head in the oven last night......
 
They blame the coaches and honestly, I don't think it's the coaching. There fairly certain to can Romeo Crennel and everyone is wanting Marty Schottenheimer back here. Model was a complete fool for firing him back in the 90's before he pulled out of Cleveland altogether to go to Baltimore.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3752018

My only beef is, what are they going to say and do when the same thing happens with the top notch coaching?
 
I am a Big Time Browns fan. Yep, they SUCK! Every Sunday (or whenever they take the field) I watch......and every week they are worse than they were before. They are down to their 4th string quarterback! That poor guy came from Tampa Bay??? Our local TV station has a vote going on to see if they will get a touchdown in the last 2 games. So far....no. Next week they get to lose to Pittsburgh. Every year I say, maybe next year and this year is no different:mad:
 
Well you know I am and always have been a Browns fan. Cleveland is still my 'homeland'.
Our family down there is really upset with them.
BUT as I tell them you could be living up here in the Detroit area.
The Lions are ready to set a record that no one else has ever acheived.
They well may finish at 0 and 16 !!:eek:
I remember the fifties when the Browns and the Lions were the teams to beat.
What happened??
Rich
 

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