Life Would Be Great If It Were Backwards!

[Ross]

LIFE WOULD BE GREAT IF IT WERE BACKWARDS

You'd start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then, wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension,
then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get
ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you
play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like
conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day,

And then.........


you finish off as an orgasm!!

I rest my case.

 

[BillB]

that's great

that's great

Ross....I so needed that..and it is so right on! Thanks for A BIG LAUGH!!!
Happy Holidays,
BillB

 

[Wise]

Pretty funny there!

 

[tommy]

!yug ynnuf a er'ouy, ssoR

 

[EireCara]

Giggle......

Giggle......

*I needed that ''giggle'' badly...Thanks Ross....your comical !!!! 8)

 

[WayneGM]

......how I wish this were true!

 

[hensylee]

interesting that all but one answer are from the guys!

 

[Ross]

Actually it was sent to me from another member who I guess didn't figure it would go over too well posted. When I read it, I had to post it!

 

[geebee]

I think we do live our lives backwards from a mental standpoint but it's the physical not keeping up that really sucks.

My mind thinks I am 19 but.........................

 

[Ross]

I think we do live our lives backwards from a mental standpoint but it's the physical not keeping up that really sucks.

My mind thinks I am 19 but.........................

Oh yeah, well I'm 2 and I ain't comin out.